(this is all real. ITS REAL)
My language arts teachers name is Mr. Butt.
He has a kid named Harry.
There is this ugly kid who looks like a donkey who sexually harrasses me and other girls in the school.....he has a face like a butt. Or a ass's butt. (See what I did there! :D)
The only guy who got close to asking me out was 8 inches shorter than me....no joke sadly....( I would have said no though)
All my best friends there are depressed hipster hating people.
I have no idea why I made this.....probably just to make you laugh (hopefully) and because I am as bored as heck. yayyyyyyyy.
(I was jk about Harry Butt though......Mr. Butt refused to listen to our demands.)